Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Brace For Impact! Doomsday Is Imminent!!!

Greetings ladies and dirtbags, welcome to The Patriots Cave, the website that put the hot in Hottentot, the blog that put the ape in Apricot, the blog with the nuts that you ain't got. +++
You may have noticed there has been a massive delay in between posts lately. I don't know what to make of it. Maybe I'm suffering from blogitus. Maybe you can't teach an old blog new tricks. It could be the sign of Blog and Magog, who knows? I'll tell you what it is. I'll tell you what everybody's thinking but nobodies saying. We're bored. We're freakin bored. It was all supposed to come down by now, only it didn't. The big financial collapse, Armageddon, The Summer of Hell! The Summer of Hell was hyped up TWICE, once for 2009 and again for 2010. Here it comes everybody, hold on to your dicks, it's the SUMMER OF HELL! (a lonely bird tweets in the background, the faint sound of a light breeze is heard) Hell must have frozen over.
Yeah man, the survivalists are bored, and tired of preppin for the great battle between a giant 300 foot tall Alex Jones, and legions of flying Nephilim NWO grey-alien demonlords of the CFR, their Trilateral Commission banners caught high in the apocalyptic breeze. GET READY! They're getting ready to attack Iran! It'll be WW-III !! Well they been "gettin ready" to attack Iran for 5 or 6 years now. What's say we give that one a rest? Along with the imminent arrival of the "killer" bees. Oh and don't forget extraterrestrial disclosure! It's IMMINENT! Any time now, the government is going to announce that aliens are real and have been making contact with us since 1947. Yeah Bullhsit. It's wishful thinking. We WISH the government would announce that there are flying extraterrestrials from the Pleiades, but it ain't gonna happen G.I., forgetaboutit. And there ain't gonna be a war with Iran either. What? "Joel the K, we never said we wanted a war with Iran." Yeah but you were thinking it. Be honest. Every day when you checked the syndicated news-wires to see what the latest doom and gloom was, you expected to see it. You WANTED to see it. You WANTED the economy to collapse. And TEOTWAWKI to happen. You secretly, in the most secret part of your mind, wanted a 9.0 earthquake to completely annihilate New York City or Los Angeles. No? You didn't want that? Are you sure? Tell me your heart wouldn't have started beating fast upon catching that first glimpse of the headline: "NEW YORK CITY DESTROYED BY WORST EARTHQUAKE IN HISTORY". Tell me you wouldn't have adjusted your butt, to get a better position, better posture, from which to relish the apocalyptic chaos. "Oh it's terrible, just awful." ....."Tern on CEE EN EN beby, an git me a beer wood-ja?"......"kids, g-awn outside an'play, all hell jus broke loose".
Eh. Years of preppin, stockin, saving, imagining RED DAWN scenarios playing out in the streets of your home town. You know you want it. Come on now. At least a part of you does. And why not? Life can be so damn monotonous, so boring, so meaningless, with the endless bills, endless punching of the time-clock. Hell, of course RED DAWN in your home town sounds exciting. A chance to see what you are REALLY made of. A real test. Trial by fire. At least you wouldn't go to the grave like just another consumer, worker, citizen-slave, neutered of any instinctive fighting spirit. Wasting away in some sterile, formaldehyde smelling "retirement" community. At least you would die a good death man. Don't tell me you haven't had these thoughts, because Joel the K is alot of things, but he ain't naive. And there's nothing wrong with thoughts like this. It just means your soul is still with you, and hasn't been ripped away by intercision.
Anyway, the economy DID collapse brethren and sistren. So the one's who predicted an economic collapse were correct. We are now living in an artificial reality. Like in "The Matrix", when Morpheus shows Neo that the year is not 1998 or whatever, but instead was like 2059 or something. It's just like that, and I can prove it.
A few weeks ago the DJIA dropped a thousand points in two hours or so. COLLAPSE. But did it matter? No. The television merely announced that it was a mistake, and it's not a problem. "Nothing to see here, move along." +++ Look, in the 1930s, a 1,000 point drop in 2 hours would have caused a bank run, which would have led to a panic, which would have led to a mad-hatter sell off, which would have been the beginning of a Great Depression. But not now. Not in the new-ways evil order of the Illuminated World Leaders. Via technology, aka "the matrix", they just smoothed it over. Nothing to see here alright. We are in an economic recovery, didn't you know? Oh, both your neighbors are out of work? That's because this is a JOBLESS recovery Neo, damn son, what's wrong with you?
You get it yet G.I.? There ain't gonna be no Summer of Hell, because they ain't gonna put it on Television!


Anonymous said...


When did you figure this out?

Joel the K said...

please be more specific. I don't know which point you are refering to. When did i figure WHAT out?

Joel the K said...

I think i know what you are asking. It did not happen all at once. The DOW dropping 1,000 points in 2 hours should have jolted many people, but it probably didn't. I don't invest my identity in theories Mr. I wish you would just tell me who you are so I know who I'm talking to. anyway, I dont invest my identity in ideology and theory, that would make me a "true believer" which I'm not.

Moshe said...

"When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse out of the corner of my eye. I turned to look but it was gone I cannot put my finger on it now the child is grown. The dream is gone. And I ...have become comfortably numb." - the prophetic Pink Floyd says it all.

Anonymous said...


I was asking when did you figure out there will not be a Summer of Hell? Do you believe there will be a Winter of Hell?

scott said...

The Revolution Shall Not Be Televised---Not by the Government/Media Complex at any rate.

Joel the K said...

good one Moshe. Love the Floyd man. I got to see them live once. Very cool.

Hell is here. But the media reality-machine hides it behind the light.

I dont know man. I think Ma Kali might just cut all of our freakin heads off. She's getting bored too I feel.

Drasius said...

Dear Sir/Madam,

We are writing to everyone and anyone who thinks they could help in ANY way to bring justice to Child Molesters in Lithuania and free the little girl from future damages.

This story is frightening and almost impossible to believe, but it is true! It is about a little girl, then 3yrs old who was molested by well known people in Lithuania. The father, Drasius Kedys, tried fighting for his daughter the legal way - by going to the police, by contacting the Child protective Services, by going to state prosecutors and getting nowhere. He then went public. This story brought a huge public interest and resentment toward the Lithuanian authorities. 

Later the father disappeared. The same day of his disappearance there were two suspects of molesting this little girl killed. The blame was put on the father, who months later was found dead in a very public place. Witnesses say, there were torture marks all over his body, however, the experts hired by the state released a statement saying he died of natural causes. 

The main suspect is awaiting a trial, however there is another trial in going on - should the girl be returned to the mother, who knew about the molestation of her daughter and played a big part in it herself! The little girl lives with her father's family right now. This story is full of illogical decisions and incomplete investigations. The media is finding out more and more about this case than the prosecutors (who are obviously covering the pedophile clan) and it is becoming clearer that the arguments presented by the media about the prosecutors hiding evidence regarding this story are true. 

The decision was made by the court to return the girl to her mother, who sold her daughter to these child molesters for the money and better life. Currently, at the very moment - there people gathering around the house where the little girl is staying in order to protect her from returning to her mother.

So we are asking you for any help in this case. We need someone to step in and help us to shut this pedophile clan down and bring justice to this girl. Her fathers wish was to never stop fighting for his girls well-being and he is gone! The Lithuanian authorities are not doing their job right. There is corruption going on and it becoming impossible to fight them! Tomorrow - 2010/05/20 9:00 am (GMT+2) - they are coming with POLICE to take the GIRL! Please, get involved! 

There is a lot of information online about this fight. It's been going on for over two years now.

A Girl’s Story:

International Media:

Foto from Lithuanian National Dailies:

Videos from Lithuanian National Dailies:

Facebook Groups:



LIVE translation from girl's house:

2010/05/20 Fight, incident with police:

Or just Google it: "Drasius Kedys".

If you need any more information - please, write back, or to this e-mail:

Outraged Patriot said...

I hear what you're sayin Joel, but I have to say I don't feel bored, if anything I feel a deep almost spiritual PUSH to get everything as ready as i can. I/we have been using the seeming lull to pull together all the little things that have been put off and getting our heirloom seeds in the ground. I do feel very unmotivated to write, text, forward, blog or share any more info with anyone that is not already awake. I feel very much that the time now is best used to get my own house in order so to speak. We are sick of waiting for that preverbial other shoe to drop for sure, but i personally am thankful for the lull and the calm before the storm that will be here before we know it. I waiver between "just bring it on dammit!" and "thank G-d for another paycheck to get (fill in the blank)" :) Take care and KEEP ON PREPPIN!