Friday, August 20, 2010

Life On Mars Found

Max the orange home gain gorilla is seen here collecting samples on Martian surface.
The Patriots Cave here breaks the story of the millenium: LIFE ON MARS FOUND. Our roving reporter, Max the orange home gain gorilla flew his W.W.II Nazi Hitler surplus flying saucer to planet Mars on Wednesday. Max is seen here in this NASA image taken from the MARS ROVER, collecting samples of microscopic lifeforms. Later, back on Earth at The Patriots Cave International Science Center in Brussels, Belgium, The Patriots Cave scientists determined the life forms were akin to dung beetles. The Martian dung beetles do not pose a threat to planet Earth. Max the orange home gain gorilla will return the specimen to Mars on Saturday. Launch time for Max's flying saucer is scheduled for 07:00 hrs EST.
In this classified footage, Max the orange home gain gorilla is spotted re-entering Earth's orbit.

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