Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Top 10 Most Overlooked Preps

What will you do if you get food poisoning after TEOTWAWKI?

Greetings ladies and slugs, welcome to The Patriots Cave, I am Joel the K. Here are ten preps you would do well to include in your survival stores:

#1: Activated charcoal pills. What if you get food poisoning after TEOTWAWKI? Better get some. www.buyactivatedcharcoal.com 
#2: Cystex. What if you or a family member gets a urinary tract infection?
#3: Glycerin suppositories/Fleet enema. The stress of changing lifestyles and/or moving to a new place often causes extreme constipation. When I went to the Army I didn't crap for 8 days. Imagine how constipated a person could become in the event of TEOTWAWKI. Fecal impaction is a serious condition, and a real pain in the ass too. Better be prepared.
#4: Novacaine injectors. I don't know where to get them, but I need to figure it out. Pulling teeth without it would be very VERY bad. 
#5: Lidocaine eye-drops. Ever scratch the cornea on your eyeball? Ouch babe. Instant relief.
#6: Fungicide cream. What if one of you comes down with ringworm, athletes feet, or a yeast infection? Better have a supply of fungicide cream.
#7: Bulk sodium ascorbate. (3 lb. container from NOW Foods). Some doctors have reported how they use sodium ascorbate injections to bring a person out of shock, to save a person from venomous snake-bite, and to treat viral hemoragic fever. It has also been reported effective against drug overdose. (see www.orthomolecule.blogspot.com) also google "orthomolecular treatment of drug addiction". 
#8: Ibuprofin. Ever been up all night with the killer splitting headache? 800 mg of ibuprofin is the only thing that gets rid of them for ME. 
#9: Short-wave radio with faraday cage. Communications are crucial for moral, the faraday box will protect the comms from CME and EMP.
#10: Lypo-spheric vitamin C. You MUST google this for yourself. It would be illegal for me to tell you what this stuff can do. It KICKS ASS! Check it down, then get some. 
There it is brethren and sistren, Joel the K's top 10 most overlooked preps. Look for more top 10 lists in the near future, such as: Top 10 ways to discourage burglery, Top 10 things to put in your trunk, and the Top 10 possible 2012 scenarios. I've already written them up, so I will be posting them rather quickly. For The Patriots Cave this is Joel the K over and out.
What if one of you gets a urinary tract infection after TEOTWAWKI?

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