Monday, December 26, 2011

The Top 10 Bogus Sorcha Faal Headline Predictions Of 2011

Greetings brethren and sistren, welcome. I am Joel the K. I'm sure most of us are familiar with the "chilling" and "imminent" news headlines from our friends over at the Sorcha Faal conspiracy website called "What Does It Mean?". Every week or so they launch a dramatic article complete with "shocking" photos and copious amounts of gloom and doom. I check that site daily. It's like an online National Enquirer. I love it. So I decided to compile a top 10 list of the most ridiculous Sorcha Faal headline stories of 2011. You may click any of the 10 headlines and it should link you right to the featured article. In all fairness though I must admit I too often get caught up in the drama. I throw the occasional "Imminently shocking" headline into my own news section. I can't help it. Come on you other bloggers, admit it. You know you've done it too. We've all used a Sorcha Faal headline at least once or twice for a little fear-porn, a little "shock and awe" to rattle the clones. Ha ha. Come clean and admit it you bloggers and vloggers.
   Somewhere in The P-Cave archives I have a post where I analyzed a bunch of Sorcha Faal predictions for accuracy. They were shooting around 50% at that time. Not bad eh?! I think that percentage has dropped a bit since then. You might find that post by looking for search term "sorcha faal" in the P-Cave Cloud down at the bottom of this page. Anyway, on with the countdown...
#10-
the comet fizzled out babe. strike 1

#9-
haven't seen him yet, have you?

#8-
yeah okay. Bigfoot and Elvis will be leading the charge.

#7-
this one actually came true if you count the massive f@rt I ripped after eating the pumpkin pie.

#6-
Gee, ya think that "top" space expert still has his job?

#5-
Comet of Doom? Little over dramatic there "Sorcha". (who names their kid Sorcha?)

#4-

An entire FLEET of advanced technology UFOs could only knock off 500 Texans? Mayberry musta had his Mosin out that day.

#3-

The alien whales must have stopped off at Pilot to use the crapper. They should have been here by now.


#2-
Chaos in the U.S. is "near"? Really? I'll let you in on a secret Sorcha, chaos has been here for a good while.
#1-

Pictured above are Sorcha Faal and his two top "experts". It took Russians to detect Atom Bombs going off in the USA. Nobody here heard a peep. Yuk yuk!
 And there you have it folks. The top 10 bogus Sorcha Faal headlines of 2011. What will they write in 2012? I sure as heck don't aim to miss it, I'll tell you that. It really is a fantastic website. I kid with them but alot of their stuff is interesting and compelling. My motto for operating a blog is this: "Piss'em off, make'm cry, scare the crap out of'em, just don't BORE them". For The P-Cave this is Joel the K, over and out.

2 comments:

Craig Cavanaugh said...

Ha ha. Those aliens landed and took over Austin long ago. My Mosin wasn't even a twinkle in my eye...

Joel the K said...

Ha ha. Wondered if you'd catch that. Good one May-B. Have a prosperous and blessed new year!